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OMG, These Are The 50 WORST Texting Fails EVER

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Are you even ready for these?

Are you even ready for these?

1. I suspect…

I suspect...

Katy did this on purpose.

2. That’s an interesting home remedy…

That's an interesting home remedy...

Mother knows best.

3. Claire, do you have something to share?

Claire, do you have something to share?

How often are you texting the word “vagina” in the place of “bean?”

4. Well, that’s a gross thought.

Well, that's a gross thought.

Where would you keep all that foreskin?

5. I’ll say you’re sick!

I'll say you're sick!

You’re disgusting blowing all those minors!

6. That’s the spirit to have on a weekend!

That's the spirit to have on a weekend!

But seriously, use protection.

7. One mistake.

One mistake.

Wait… wait a minute. Who was that last text for?! MOM, WHAT ABOUT DAD!

8. Well, both could be hard.

Well, both could be hard.

Hate when I sit on those.

9. These friends are pretty close.

These friends are pretty close.

Too close.

10. Seeing Sparks…

Seeing Sparks...

Finger yourself, but don’t tell anyone about it, god.

11. This is awful.

This is awful.

Everything about this is awful.

12. That took a turn.

That took a turn.

For the disappointing 🙁

13. He knew what he was saying.

He knew what he was saying.

Just wanted to see if his friend was down for it.

14. This mom sounds like my mom.

This mom sounds like my mom.

Except she means it, its not an autocorrect mistake. 🙁

15. MOM?!

MOM?!

I’d never be late.

16. You tried so hard…

You tried so hard...

and got so far, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter…

17. Sounds like a good night?

Sounds like a good night?

If that’s what you’re into.

18. This is so formal.

This is so formal.

Really hope that wasn’t for a phone interview.

19. Is your mom German?

Is your mom German?

Or like, she had a stroke?

20. Just two guys.

Just two guys.

Having a guy date.

21. This is a mess…

This is a mess...

From start to finish.

22. WHAT HAPPENED TO GRANDMA?!

WHAT HAPPENED TO GRANDMA?!

I said through my tears.

23. Happy Valentines Day, Fatty!

Happy Valentines Day, Fatty!

You’re going to die alone.

24. So juicy…

So juicy...

Cannot unsee Juicy Easter dick.

25. Proof for the police.

Proof for the police.

If you need help, blink twice.

26. A new unit of measurement…

A new unit of measurement...

I’ll have to start using this one.

27. Okay, if you’re texting “8====D”

Okay, if you're texting "8====D"

You shouldn’t be having sex.

28. Craiglist, great for cars…

Craiglist, great for cars...

And missed connections?

29. Mother?

Mother?

Why, Mother? Why?

30. This mom is either a genius.

This mom is either a genius.

Or… not.

31. This isn’t a texting fail.

This isn't a texting fail.

It’s a real life fail.

32. Weird request…

Weird request...

But sure!

33. Trying to be romantic.

Trying to be romantic.

You should always proof read.

34. Moonocababa!

Moonocababa!

MOONOCABABA!

35. Just how epic are we talking here?

Just how epic are we talking here?

For science.

36. Dang.

Dang.

That’s ice cold.

37. The sexting equivalent of a French kiss.

The sexting equivalent of a French kiss.

Oh la la.

38. TMI.

TMI.

Also, it’s Britney bitch.

39. Love is in the air.

Love is in the air.

Wait, what?

40. The worst part about this is…

The worst part about this is...

What if someone actually spells it like “Heathyr?”

41. That’s a weird nickname.

That's a weird nickname.

Maybe Apple prefers Star Trek?

42. That’s one way to start a date.

That's one way to start a date.

Hopefully it didn’t get worse?

43. She’s not wrong.

She's not wrong.

You do only live once, cherish it.

44. The coolest of noons.

The coolest of noons.

brah.

45. Ya’ll going ham?

Ya'll going ham?

Hamsters are real G’s.

46. What kind of recipe is that?

What kind of recipe is that?

Bitchgobblet sounds incredible.

47. This image…

This image...

It’s too funny.

48. Nooo!

Nooo!

It got dad!