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8 Things You Shouldn’t Do On World Naked Gardening Day

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First Of All, I Hope Your Neighbors Are Totally Cool With This

The first Saturday of May is World Naked Gardening Day!

So what should you do?

Find an opportunity to get naked and do some gardening, duh. Do so alone, with friends, with family, with your gardening club, or with any other group collected for that purpose.

Do it inside your house, in your back yard, on a hiking trail, at a city park, or on the streets. Stay private or go public.

Just get naked and get into some soil. Then tell everyone about it, because I’m dying to know what your experience was like.

But Maybe Stay Away From Some Things….

But Maybe Stay Away From Some Things....

While I absolutely love the idea of people shedding everything but some gardening gloves and picking up a few hoes (see what I did there?), certain images come to mind that make me question the safety of this holiday.

Here are a few things I think would be best if you did not do on WNGD.