10 Products That Will Convince Everyone You’re an Evil Genius
1. Sharks with Lasers
Okay, so it’s a laser pointer. We’re all on a budget, right? But it here.
2. Parrot Bebop Drone
Take to the skies to spy on other secret lairs. Find out where to buy here.
3. Voltron Cat Condo
You destroyed a giant fighting robot and now you let your kittens play on it. Plus, they’re the cats you stroke in your evil genius videos. Buy it here.
Shoot fire from your hand. Buy it here.
4. Sharkskin Glove, Thorns In
With mic-rose thorns (in layman terms, ten thousand tiny fish hooks,) slanted in, so a hand could slide in, but not out. Get it here, if you’re actually a monster.
5. Ship Your Enemies Glitter
Your enemy will be covered in glitter for years, no one will take them seriously. Ship it from here.
6. Telepresence Robot
Meet your enemies at their certain doom, all from the comforts of home. Skype in, move your robot around, and give rise to the robotic race. Get it here.
7. DIY Hidden Door Hinge System
Can you believe this is on Amazon?
8. Pocket-Sized Grappling Hook
Obviously. Get it here.
Do your real estate shopping here.
9. Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer
Only a man who truly wants to watch the world burn would purchase this.