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Your Favorite Childhood Cartoons Are Much Dirtier Than You Remember. MY EYES.

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Childhood cartoons hold a special place in our hearts, and for good reason. They’re some of our earliest memories and they teach us important life lessons; that’s how we rationalize how much TV we watched as kids. Still, when you grow up, your favorite old school cartoons don’t always age well. Mostly what you find re-watching them are crazy inappropriate sexual connotations. It’s pretty bizarre. Makes you question a lot of things. So many things. Here are some of the finest examples that will have you questioning everything you did as a kid after watching cartoons.

1.) Truth.

1.) Truth.

2.) Now I know why Eeyore is always sad…

2.) Now I know why Eeyore is always sad...

3.) Disturbing on too many levels.

3.) Disturbing on too many levels.

4.) Just regular teenage boys.

4.) Just regular teenage boys.

5.) What the hell was going on in there?

5.) What the hell was going on in there?

6.) Something is about to happen.

6.) Something is about to happen.

7.) Google it. I dare you.

7.) Google it. I dare you.

8.) Having fun with friends.

8.) Having fun with friends.

9.) Ms. Finster enjoying herself.

9.) Ms. Finster enjoying herself.

10.) That should not be white.

10.) That should not be white.

11.) Care Bears administering the care.

11.) Care Bears administering the care.

12.) So clever.

12.) So clever.

13.) Donald you shouldn’t be touching that.

13.) Donald you shouldn't be touching that.

14.) Spongebob is blowing up a condom version of Squidward.

14.) Spongebob is blowing up a condom version of Squidward.

15.) Yep.

15.) Yep.

16.) When Buzz Lightyear got a boner.

16.) When Buzz Lightyear got a boner.

17.) Remember people, this was a children’s show.

17.) Remember people, this was a children's show.

18.) Grandpa is into some freaky stuff.

18.) Grandpa is into some freaky stuff.

19.) The Teletubbies are just straight up perverts.

19.) The Teletubbies are just straight up perverts.

20.) I never realized this until just now.

20.) I never realized this until just now.

21.) “Oh my.” – George Takei.

21.) "Oh my." - George Takei.

I hope I’m just reading this out of context.

I hope I'm just reading this out of context.

23.) Why Disney, why?!

23.) Why Disney, why?!

24.) The Powerpuff Girls had it figured out early.

24.) The Powerpuff Girls had it figured out early.

25.) Papa Bear is secretly a big racist.

25.) Papa Bear is secretly a big racist.

26.) And just like that Nickelodeon introduced a whole generation of children to masturbation.

26.) And just like that Nickelodeon introduced a whole generation of children to masturbation.

27.) Let’s teach the kids about objectifying women.

27.) Let's teach the kids about objectifying women.

27.) Rocko’s Modern Life was a messed up show.

27.) Rocko's Modern Life was a messed up show.

28.) What in the actual hell?

28.) What in the actual hell?

29.) When wrestling turns inappropriate.

29.) When wrestling turns inappropriate.

30.) How did this ever get on TV?

30.) How did this ever get on TV?

31.) Ooo. That’s awkward.

31.) Ooo. That's awkward.

32.) The advent of twerking.

32.) The advent of twerking.

33.) Where was her face?

33.) Where was her face?

34.) Pretty self explanatory.

34.) Pretty self explanatory.

35.) It’s like they’re not even trying to be subtle.

35.) It's like they're not even trying to be subtle.

36.) I suppose it’s science, but still eww.

36.) I suppose it's science, but still eww.

37.) Tom and Jerry, wtf?

37.) Tom and Jerry, wtf?

38.) There are no words.

38.) There are no words.

39.) Ren and Stimpy at their finest.

39.) Ren and Stimpy at their finest.

40.) A real truth.

40.) A real truth.

Lies. So many lies. Make sure to share this one with your friends by clicking below.