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Guy Accuses his Lady of Sleeping with ENTIRE Wu-Tang Clan on ‘Divorce Court’

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It gets real on daytime TV

It gets real on daytime TV

On the long-running Divorce Court (going into its 16th season!), things can get intense. Couples work out their issues in seeking a divorce, and no-nonsense judge Lynn Toler rules on them. For the last 8 years, she’s dealt with some crazy accusations. We’ll bet that this one just might be pretty memorable.

Exhibit A: Wu-Tang Clan

Exhibit A: Wu-Tang Clan

Right off the bat in the Divorce Court proceedings, Nathan accuses his girlfriend Lia of “sleeping with the entire Wu-Tang Clan.” Every single member. Sure it sounds ridiculous, until Lia states with a knowing smile that she had “an amazing night and a really good opportunity” with Wu-Tang. We’re not sure if a night with Wu-Tang would be described like an enjoyable networking event, but those are the words Lia chose.

Hear the wild accusations for yourself:

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It would’ve been a difficult feat, considering there are NINE members in Wu-Tang

It would've been a difficult feat, considering there are NINE members in Wu-Tang

The notorius Wu currently consists of the RZA, the GZA, Method Man, Raekwon,Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Masta Killa, and Cappadonna. Maybe it would’ve been better to make a general accusation, like she slept with some of the members? Or the members whose names end in ZA?

Regardless, the two minute video is filled with amazing quotes like “She gave Wu some Tang”

But wait, there’s more

But wait, there's more

Lia stated “for the record, Wu-Tang is nothing but gentlemen. They treated me highly respectful.” Good to know. She assures the court that she “held her ladypoints together” and she did not do anything a “bustdown” (apparently a groupie synonym) would do. Judge Toler appears to conclude it was indeed “bustdown behavior.”

What do you think of this beautiful trainwreck?