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Find Out How These Classic Paintings Sum Up Your Dating Life Perfectly!

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“My place is just up the street. We can watch some Netflix. Or something.”

"My place is just up the street. We can watch some Netflix. Or something."

“She said she had a boyfriend.” “Don’t worry bro. We got you. Come on, I’ll buy you a shot of Fireball.”

"She said she had a boyfriend." "Don't worry bro. We got you. Come on, I'll buy you a shot of Fireball."

“This place is a sausage fest. Let’s GTFO.” “Dude, already calling an Uber.”

"This place is a sausage fest. Let's GTFO." "Dude, already calling an Uber."

“Ugh, the douchebags at this bar are so immature.”

"Ugh, the douchebags at this bar are so immature."

“Wow. Uh, no, it’s nothing. It’s just your eyes. They’re so pretty. Do you know how pretty they are?”

"Wow. Uh, no, it's nothing. It's just your eyes. They're so pretty. Do you know how pretty they are?"

“I just need a little space right now. But I’ll text you. I still had a lot of fun tonight.”

"I just need a little space right now. But I'll text you. I still had a lot of fun tonight."

“Yeah, I’m friends with the DJ here. Actually, we’re all going to an after party at a warehouse after this if you want to keep hanging out. Awesome, what’s your digits?”

"Yeah, I'm friends with the DJ here. Actually, we're all going to an after party at a warehouse after this if you want to keep hanging out. Awesome, what's your digits?"

“Hey. Hey, wake up. I have to be at work in 20 minutes, so yeah, you kinda need to leave.”

"Hey. Hey, wake up. I have to be at work in 20 minutes, so yeah, you kinda need to leave."

“Can I buy you a drink? Oh, you’re engaged. So?”

"Can I buy you a drink? Oh, you're engaged. So?"

“Hey, before we go any further, I just want to let you know I’m not looking for anything serious. It’s like Drake says. I’m here for a good time, not a long time.”

"Hey, before we go any further, I just want to let you know I'm not looking for anything serious. It's like Drake says. I'm here for a good time, not a long time."

“Oh god. My ex is here with someone, and I’m alone. This will not end well. Guess I’ll just have to just get really drunk, and say something to her. Yeah, that works.”

"Oh god. My ex is here with someone, and I'm alone. This will not end well. Guess I'll just have to just get really drunk, and say something to her. Yeah, that works."

“Sorry. I don’t date hipsters.”

"Sorry. I don't date hipsters."

“Oh yeah, to be honest, my Tinder profile picture is from a few years ago. Like 15 years to be exact.”

"Oh yeah, to be honest, my Tinder profile picture is from a few years ago. Like 15 years to be exact."

“I can totally kill that spider for you.”

"I can totally kill that spider for you."

“I’ve made a huge mistake.”

"I've made a huge mistake."