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The 30 Most Awkward Hover Hands Ever Documented In Photos

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Ah, yes. The hover hand. For those uninitiated, it is when a subject wraps an arm around a companion, but they lack the self esteem to put their hand on them as well. The physical contact of the hand on another person’s body is just too much. Here, we compiled some of the worst cases of hover hand.

1. You can bodybuild all you want…

You can bodybuild all you want...

But what you need is to build your confidence, my friend.

2. The person in the background on the right.

The person in the background on the right.

Is just SHOCKED he can’t bring himself to touch women.

3. If only there was a high school class…

If only there was a high school class...

That taught you how to interact with genders you are sexually interested in.

4. He’s actually got this right.

He's actually got this right.

She does NOT want to be touched.

5. Do not touch Wonder Woman.

Do not touch Wonder Woman.

She will end you.

6. The thing about hover hand guys…

The thing about hover hand guys...

Is you can always tell they’re going to be hover hand guys.

7. Everything about this picture…

Everything about this picture...

Is gross.

8. Even celebrities fall victim.

Even celebrities fall victim.

Aaron Paul, we never would’ve suspected you.

9. The Double Hover.

The Double Hover.

Attempting to look like a Casanova? Fail.

10. He’s not in the friendzone.

He's not in the friendzone.

Friendzone doesn’t exist. She just doesn’t want to sleep with him.

11. Dude, it’s cardboard.

Dude, it's cardboard.

You’re actually hover handing cardboard?!

12. He must keep a tie’s width distance away.

He must keep a tie's width distance away.

That tie is so wide. So, so wide.

13. This makes me uncomfortable.

This makes me uncomfortable.

Guy has the balls to stare at her chest but not enough to eliminate hover hand.

14. I actually feel bad for laughing at this one.

I actually feel bad for laughing at this one.

But now I’m over it.

15. Bro, are you flexing?

Bro, are you flexing?

Are you showing how big a fish you caught was?

16. Girls do it too.

Girls do it too.

Because women can do anything men can do… even the embarrassing stuff.

17. Step away from the teenage girls.

Step away from the teenage girls.

GIRLS, RUN!

18. What a fun night.

What a fun night.

The one on the left looks disgusted.

19. Is that McLovin?

Is that McLovin?

I mean, we figured he’d be the type.

20. Hover hand or manner hand?

Hover hand or manner hand?

Queen.

21. Those girls could probably take him.

Those girls could probably take him.

They’re ripped.

22. Maybe he just like, dropped a dodgeball?

Maybe he just like, dropped a dodgeball?

Because that hover hand is really, really far away.

23. Ah, childhood.

Ah, childhood.

Everything was awkward and nothing hurt.

24. Cosplay causes most hover hands.

Cosplay causes most hover hands.

Pretty girl… Pretty girl? Touch the pretty girl?!

25. He can’t touch him because he didn’t say “no homo” yet.

He can't touch him because he didn't say "no homo" yet.

Masculinity is weak.

26. Documented forever in the yearbook.

Documented forever in the yearbook.

The shame will never die.

27. Holy Mother of Hover Hands

Holy Mother of Hover Hands

This is the worst.

28. Wil Wheaton can’t touch the perfect Sara Jean Underwood.

Wil Wheaton can't touch the perfect Sara Jean Underwood.

The power is too great.

29. Oof, and a Nickleback tee?

Oof, and a Nickleback tee?

My heart bleeds for this guy.

30. Apparently, his friends call him “Creep.”

Apparently, his friends call him "Creep."

Why is the body building forum so mean? Too much roids?