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Can’t Believe These Kids Got Away With It: 55 Of The Funniest Yearbook Quotes

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Graduation season has begun.

Looks like the graduates made it. They spent four years, studying hard or doing the least amount of work they actually had to do to pass. Congratulations!

We’ve compiled a list of the funniest yearbook graduation quotes. We can’t believe the school allowed these to pass the censors.

1. Always follow mom’s advice.

Always follow mom's advice.

She must be so proud.

2. God, Sarah!

God, Sarah!

Sometimes honesty is not the best policy!

3. Most likely to become a super villain?

Most likely to become a super villain?

Dang, Kev, calm down.

4. His English teacher must have loved this.

His English teacher must have loved this.

But who am me to talk?

5. Bravo.

Bravo.

We were thinking that.

6. Such a polite way to say…

Such a polite way to say...

“F*ck b*tches, get money.” Respect.

7. There must have been some naive students in Yearbook club.

There must have been some naive students in Yearbook club.

Can’t believe they let this fly.

8. Finally, some real talk.

Finally, some real talk.

Facts about Santa Claus.

9. A common mistake.

A common mistake.

IT IS A COMMON MISTAKE RIGHT?!

10. Like, how cool?

Like, how cool?

Tumblr famous or Instagram famous?

11. Kind of a jerk.

Kind of a jerk.

You know he asked this girl in homeroom what she was putting.

12. That’s not funny.

That's not funny.

But I respect you for getting this into your yearbook.

13. No words…

No words...

Just feelings.

14. Oooh, would we call that “winning?”

Oooh, would we call that "winning?"

Ah, racism. We’re sorry Antony.

15. No, Patrick…

No, Patrick...

Apparently, quoting Spongebob is very important to high schoolers.

16. Kallan is a National Treasure.

Kallan is a <em>National Treasure.</em>

We received a tip a few days ago that someone was going to steal the Declaration of Independence. It was found in a high school yearbook.

17. Same.

Same.

Hannah Montana got it all wrong.

18. I feel these words in my soul.

I feel these words in my soul.

Long live Pokemon.

19. Of course he does.

Of course he does.

He’s a werewolf.

20. Too deep…

Too deep...

I’d be so scared.

21. This is so wrong…

This is so wrong...

It’s right.

22. Accurate.

Accurate.

Pretty fitting for some people, we guess.

23. So inspiring.

So inspiring.

High school, what a time to be alive.

24. Wait, so you’re telling me…

Wait, so you're telling me...

Amazing!

25. Fourscore and seven years ago…

Fourscore and seven years ago...

We partied a party unlike other parties.

26. That face with this quote!

That face with this quote!

Richard Gray, you are a winner.

27. THE Anderson Cooper?

THE Anderson Cooper?

Who knew he’d grow up to be a newsman.

28. Get your own!

Get your own!

The O’Keefe boys. Classic.

29. Very relatable.

Very relatable.

We’ve all felt this way.

30. Spotted the anime nerd.

Spotted the anime nerd.

But I guess it takes one to know one…

31. We need to speak to your parents.

We need to speak to your parents.

Mr. and Mrs. Negro. They should be ashamed for naming you this.

32. It’s guy love.

It's guy love.

No… homo?

33. Congratulations.

Congratulations.

This quote just made me throw up.

34. Yas.

Yas.

Preach.

35. Connor, will you sign my yearbook?

Connor, will you sign my yearbook?

Rude.

36. Ah, man.

Ah, man.

He was probably like “Whoa, this is a bad pictures I NEED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW.”

37. I wish I had thought of this…

I wish I had thought of this...

When I was coming out.

38. Well, she’s not wrong.

Well, she's not wrong.

Set the standards low.

39. Ugh! I would hate not being the funny twin!

Ugh! I would hate not being the funny twin!

How embarrassing.

40. And he’s modest too.

And he's modest too.

Actual quote from everyone.

41. That white man…

That white man...

They don’t know what’s good.

42. F*ck you, Sean.

F*ck you, Sean.

Stephanie didn’t make fun of you.

43. OMG

OMG

FREE HIM.

44. Oh, God bless your heart.

Oh, God bless your heart.

We know she’s 100% joking but… what if she’s not?

45. She probably wishes she did.

She probably wishes she did.

Now that you’ve written this as your senior quote.

46. Shoot for the moon.

Shoot for the moon.

Even if you miss, you can sell fruit at a busy intersection.

47. This is really solid advice, though.

This is really solid advice, though.

48. F*ck you, Amanda!

F*ck you, Amanda!

Vincent is a prize!

49. Well, you tried Karl.

Well, you tried Karl.

And no one can fault you for that, in fact they have to admire you becau

50. Found the Brony.

Found the Brony.

And we’re good.

51. Well, it does look like that.

Well, it does look like that.

That smile…

52. Woman!

Woman!

GET HIM HIS SUPER SUIT!

53. Get in line, Azeem.

Get in line, Azeem.

Everyone loves Beyonce.

54. Do NOT tell us what the hardest thing is, then.

Do NOT tell us what the hardest thing is, then.

We do not need to know. WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW.

55. If you’re NOT quoting Kanye, you’re doing it wrong.

If you're NOT quoting Kanye, you're doing it wrong.

YEEZY