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40 Of The Most Terrible Tattoos Ever

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Hello, and welcome.

Hello, and welcome.

Memories fade, but tattoos are forever. Unfortunately for these people. They may not recall why they wanted a certain tat, or why they approved the artist to place it on them when they actually were shown their sketch, but their forever tattooed body will remind them. They are idiots.

Here’s a list we made of the worst tattoos we could find. Be happy that it isn’t you. And if it is you, we’re sorry.

1. I know it’s supposed to be Freddie Mercury…

I know it's supposed to be Freddie Mercury...

But it kind of looks like the faceless monster that chases me in my nightmares.

2. Imagine this coming up to you and saying “Mommy…”

Imagine this coming up to you and saying "Mommy..."

New horror movie idea.

3. Baby pretty now, mommy?

Baby pretty now, mommy?

BABY PRETTY NOW?!

4. Whoa, how’d this get here?

Whoa, how'd this get here?

This should be on our awesome tattoo list.

5. I don’t understand.

I don't understand.

Why would you ask a tattoo artist for a singing cheeseburger with human arms?

6. This looks like it was drawn by a 13 year old girl who just started watching anime.

This looks like it was drawn by a 13 year old girl who just started watching anime.

Michael Jackson would be disappointed.

7. This baby looks like it already pays taxes.

This baby looks like it already pays taxes.

It came out of the womb talking about 401Ks.

8. I actually love this.

I actually love this.

It’s really well done, it’s just ridiculous.

9. Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

Like, did you fall asleep while an ex boyfriend was tattooing you?

10. This guy is my hero.

This guy is my hero.

He knew what he wanted to look like and he just went for it.

11. This is disgusting.

This is disgusting.

Everything about this makes me feel gross.

12. Ah, to be young, white, male, and stupid.

Ah, to be young, white, male, and stupid.

America!

13. If you’re going to get a face tattooed on the back of your head…

If you're going to get a face tattooed on the back of your head...

Why not make it at least look well done?

14. Well, I appreciate his dedication to his passion of bowling.

Well, I appreciate his dedication to his passion of bowling.

I don’t think I’ve ever loved something enough to get it’s likeness tatted onto myself.

15. This is great.

This is great.

This does not belong on the list. This is perfect.

16. When you try your best but you don’t succeed.

When you try your best but you don't succeed.

When you get what you want, but not what you need… (spellcheck.)

17. Sorry Gucci Mane…

Sorry Gucci Mane...

Apparently, it’s “a reminder to fans of how he chooses to live his life. Cool as ice. As in ‘I’m so icy, I’ll make ya say Brr.”

18. Christopher Walken Zombie.

Christopher Walken Zombie.

Very classy.

19. Wouldn’t you get sick of people asking to borrow your pen all the time?

Wouldn't you get sick of people asking to borrow your pen all the time?

It’s cool though.

20. Is this Leslie Nielsen though?

Is this Leslie Nielsen though?

Surely, you can’t be serious.

21. This is like what a 5 year old would want tattooed on them.

This is like what a 5 year old would want tattooed on them.

He’s so cool though.

22. She does not look happy.

She does not look happy.

It looks like she got a corpse tattooed on her.

23. Charlie Sheen stays winning.

Charlie Sheen stays winning.

But like, you’re gonna have to explain this joke by the time you’re 60 right?

24. Who even likes Willy Wonka that much?

Who even likes Willy Wonka that much?

He murdered those children.

25. Is this Thom Yorke of Radiohead?

Is this Thom Yorke of Radiohead?

Why is his eye a nip though?

26. That’s a lot of work…

That's a lot of work...

Just to look like a weirdo.

27. He was once a young boy, eager to learn in school.

He was once a young boy, eager to learn in school.

What happens to people when they grow up? When their dreams die?

28. He was once as innocent as a newborn lamb.

He was once as innocent as a newborn lamb.

What happened to him? Why does the world ruin good people?

29. Gotta give him some credit.

Gotta give him some credit.

I would never think to do this.

30. I wouldn’t go anywhere near those money bags.

I wouldn't go anywhere near those money bags.

No thanks.

31. What is this even supposed to be?

What is this even supposed to be?

It looks like the aliens from the Simpsons who were trying to bring love.

32. Wow, this is just… this is just not good.

Wow, this is just... this is just not good.

Like, at all.

33. If you’re reading this…

If you're reading this...

It’s already too late.

34. But… like… where do the suspenders stop?

But... like... where do the suspenders stop?

Does he have fake pants tattooed on too?

35. Baby jail?

Baby jail?

Baby Jail coming to CBS this fall.

36. I’m happy you have such vag-confidence.

I'm happy you have such vag-confidence.

But your tattoo is ugly.

37. Just because you can…

Just because you can...

Doesn’t mean you should.

38. Mama must be so proud.

Mama must be so proud.

What if she really looks like that though? Scary.

39. Well, at least it’s not Friendster.

Well, at least it's not Friendster.

Or Neopets.

40. Yes, I think we can all agree…

Yes, I think we can all agree...

Bad decisions were made by everyone on this list.