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20 Times Squidward Expressed What Your Adult Life Is Like

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Sick of work and everyone around you? Have tons of unrecognized talent? Then Squidward is your true cartoon spirit animal.

1. After five or six years of being at your sh*tty job….

After five or six years of being at your sh*tty job....

2. When you went out to a bar and realized you were the oldest person there

When you went out to a bar and realized you were the oldest person there

3. When friends drag you out on your day off, and it so wasn’t worth it.

When friends drag you out on your day off, and it so wasn't worth it.

4. When anyone asks you to donate to anything ever.

When anyone asks you to donate to anything ever.

5. When your upstairs neighbors have people over and are having fun

When your upstairs neighbors have people over and are having <em>fun</em>

6. When someone tells you all about what happened to Linda that Friday night everyone went out without you

When someone tells you all about what happened to Linda that Friday night everyone went out without you

7. When you get your credit card statement

When you get your credit card statement

8. When you want to talk to someone, but you can’t because they’re hotter than you.

When you want to talk to someone, but you can't because they're hotter than you.

9. “Are you dating anyone? When are you going to settle down? How is work? Will they ever give you a raise? Do you have a 401K? How is your credit score?”

"Are you dating anyone? When are you going to settle down? How is work? Will they ever give you a raise? Do you have a 401K? How is your credit score?"

10. Every Valentine’s Day ever.

Every Valentine's Day ever.

11. When you’d rather not acknowledge your birthday this year…

When you'd rather not acknowledge your birthday this year...

12. Any time you’ve ever tried to go on a diet then failed miserably

Any time you've ever tried to go on a diet then failed miserably

13. When you stay out too late and are miserable the entire next day at work

When you stay out too late and are miserable the entire next day at work

14. When you realize that none of your friends understand you

When you realize that none of your friends understand you

15. When you see a friend from college just got engaged

When you see a friend from college just got engaged

16. When you try to talk to a customer service representative

When you try to talk to a customer service representative

17. When no one seems to understand your sense of humor

When no one seems to understand your sense of humor

18. When you find out that the person you’re secretly in love with has a significant other

When you find out that the person you're secretly in love with has a significant other

19. Having to suffer an entire day, hungover, because you forgot that you don’t bounce back like you used to

Having to suffer an entire day, hungover, because you forgot that you don't bounce back like you used to

20. And, finally, that glorious moment you achieve alone time at the end of yet another work day

And, finally, that glorious moment you achieve alone time at the end of yet another work day