20 Times Squidward Expressed What Your Adult Life Is Like
Sick of work and everyone around you? Have tons of unrecognized talent? Then Squidward is your true cartoon spirit animal.
1. After five or six years of being at your sh*tty job….
2. When you went out to a bar and realized you were the oldest person there
3. When friends drag you out on your day off, and it so wasn’t worth it.
4. When anyone asks you to donate to anything ever.
5. When your upstairs neighbors have people over and are having fun
6. When someone tells you all about what happened to Linda that Friday night everyone went out without you
7. When you get your credit card statement
8. When you want to talk to someone, but you can’t because they’re hotter than you.
9. “Are you dating anyone? When are you going to settle down? How is work? Will they ever give you a raise? Do you have a 401K? How is your credit score?”
10. Every Valentine’s Day ever.
11. When you’d rather not acknowledge your birthday this year…
12. Any time you’ve ever tried to go on a diet then failed miserably
13. When you stay out too late and are miserable the entire next day at work
14. When you realize that none of your friends understand you
15. When you see a friend from college just got engaged
16. When you try to talk to a customer service representative
17. When no one seems to understand your sense of humor
18. When you find out that the person you’re secretly in love with has a significant other
19. Having to suffer an entire day, hungover, because you forgot that you don’t bounce back like you used to
20. And, finally, that glorious moment you achieve alone time at the end of yet another work day