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17 Gifs That Accurately Portray Why You Wish You Had Just Stayed Home Friday Night

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1. EVERY. TIME. YOU. EVER. GET. DRESSED.

EVERY. TIME. YOU. EVER. GET. DRESSED.

This actually applies to going out, and going to work, and going to the grocery store….

2. But you find something that’s kind of sexy and throw it on, because whatever.

But you find something that's kind of sexy and throw it on, because whatever.

Don’t judge me. You look like a hooker, too.

3. Throw on way too much makeup, because it was a long day and you look tired so… Lipstick and heavy concealer, it is!

Throw on way too much makeup, because it was a long day and you look tired so... Lipstick and heavy concealer, it is!

Because lying to yourself is the only way.

4. Okay. Let’s do this.

Okay. Let's do this.

Are you, really? Are you….?

5. But then there’s the ridiculous fight over where to actually go first

But then there's the ridiculous fight over where to actually go first

Honestly, these places all suck anyways.

6. But then as soon as you step into the club….

But then as soon as you step into the club....

It’s busy. It’s loud. I don’t like this music. This is bad music. These are bad people.

7. Thank you, 8 pounds 6 ounces newborn infant Jesus, for alcohol.

Thank you, 8 pounds 6 ounces newborn infant Jesus, for alcohol.

Wait. How much for well vodka? Are you kidding?

8. But then you hit the dance floor, and….

But then you hit the dance floor, and....

Okay, no. There’s no way that girl is 21.

9. So you go back to grab a drink at the bar, only to discover that your ex is so inconveniently standing just a few feet away from you

So you go back to grab a drink at the bar, only to discover that your ex is so inconveniently standing just a few feet away from you

Why are we even speaking to each other right now?

10. Aaaaand he’s with his new girlfriend.

Aaaaand he's with his new girlfriend.

Bye, forever.

11. So you do what you have to do.

So you do what you have to do.

Get in my belly and make me happy.

12. Because.

Because.

Besides my friends, there is literally not one person here I want to talk to AT ALL.

13. But little does everyone know….

But little does everyone know....

The Master Of The Irish GoodBye AKA Ghosting

14. You call yourself an Uber, and then you call up the friends you left behind at the club

You call yourself an Uber, and then you call up the friends you left behind at the club

“Sorry, girls. Had to get out ASAP.”

15. And they meet you back at your place so you can properly vent

And they meet you back at your place so you can properly vent

Pass the makeup remover wipes, plz.

16. But whatever. It’s time for bed.

But whatever. It's time for bed.

The whole night is already forgotten. Whatever. Bye.

17. Aaaand then your body revolts against you.

Aaaand then your body revolts against you.

Now go get brunch with the girls and complain about everyone and everything.