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The New Star Wars Trailer is Here, And It’s Amazing

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It is going DOWN in a galaxy far, far away

It is going DOWN in a galaxy far, far away

Look at this badass. He’s controlling something with his mind, while holding a lightsaber, and there’s explosions behind him. The above is just a few seconds of the new Star Wars trailer released today. Already, people are going nuts.

You’re busy, you can’t wear headphones at work. Let us break down the important shots for you.

You're busy, you can't wear headphones at work. Let us break down the important shots for you.

Someone majestically glides by a crashed X-Wing and Star Destroyer, no doubt on their way to either team up with hilarious robots or do something super evil. That’s just a part of daily life on this desert planet. Is it an “SSD” or “Venator” Class Star Destroyer? No idea, I just know it looks awesome.

Darth Vader’s still dead…OR IS HE?!

Darth Vader's still dead...OR IS HE?!

We hear a voice-over of Luke Skywalker telling his daughter (?) that his father had the force (and someone did not keep his helmet in the original packaging), as did he and his sister. And she has the force too! BOMBSHELL!

Dat face when you find out you have the Force

Dat face when you find out you have the Force

X-Wings gliding over water for no reason

X-Wings gliding over water for no reason

Are these X-Wings escaping from TIE fighters? Nope, they’re just skimming a lake on a pretty pleasant day. Seems about right for what you and your buddies would do with X-Wings.

In this two minute trailer, is there time for a guy yelling “Wooo!” in an X-Wing? You bet your ass there is!

In this two minute trailer, is there time for a guy yelling "Wooo!" in an X-Wing? You bet your ass there is!

This movie looks like it has reaction shots down to a science.

Stormtroopers up to no good

Stormtroopers up to no good

Stormtroopers all grouped together are pretty menacing, even if they always miss. Also, they have their backs turned to the speaker, is it a reference to cops and Deblasio? Are there more topical political themes explored in this movie?

An explosion leads to an UPSIDE DOWN STORMTROOPER!

An explosion leads to an UPSIDE DOWN STORMTROOPER!

Fred definitely should’ve called in sick that day

I know your #1 question – this guy was sweaty in the first trailer, IS HE STILL SWEATY?!

I know your #1 question - this guy was sweaty in the first trailer, IS HE STILL SWEATY?!

Sweaty AND dirty?! You’re spoiling us Star Wars

Sweaty AND dirty?! You're spoiling us Star Wars

New Goth Stormtrooper is the truth

New Goth Stormtrooper is the truth

How do you stand out if you’re a Stormtrooper? Paint your armor all black, put on a cape. In our universe, you’d listen to sad music and be shunned. In the Star Wars Universe, you’re a menace.

Han’s back!

Han's back!

Han Solo pops back into frame, saying “Chewie, we’re home!” Are they back in the Millenium Falcon? Did you expect Chewie to have gray hair or some sort of haircut? Regardless, if you are not pumped for this movie yet, I don’t know what to do for you.

Check out the full trailer below! Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out December 18, 2015!

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