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20 Of The Most WTF Stock Photos Ever

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Stock photos are great. If you’ve got a website and you need some doctors or students or people looking like they’re having so much fun at a picnic, then there’s a perfect stock photo out there for you. Apparetly, there’s a stock photo for everything. I mean, everything….

1. Not that I ever really played with abacus growing up, but I’m almost positive this pirate dude is doing it wrong.

Not that I ever really played with abacus growing up, but I'm almost positive this pirate dude is doing it wrong.

2. OMG ADDICTION TO SUGAR. Much brilliant. Very Wowe.

OMG ADDICTION TO SUGAR. Much brilliant. Very Wowe.

3. Can’t really unsee this. I’m trying, though.

Can't really unsee this. I'm trying, though.

4. “Ugh. Rick is so stupid. Total pineapple-head, amiright?”

"Ugh. Rick is so stupid. Total pineapple-head, amiright?"

5. Something tells me Mr. Johnson’s death was not, as we were told, an accident….

Something tells me Mr. Johnson's death was not, as we were told, an accident....

6. Oh, you know, for when you have stinky hand and you can’t wash the stink off.

Oh, you know, for when you have stinky hand and you can't wash the stink off.

7. This bread is just… everything.

This bread is just... everything.

8. Girl’s got a watermelon and a gun. She ain’t afraid to use ’em either.

Girl's got a watermelon and a gun. She ain't afraid to use 'em either.

9. Just your average kid with severe spinal problems.

Just your average kid with severe spinal problems.

10. Hitler was actually a total Martha Stewart in the kitchen.

Hitler was actually a total Martha Stewart in the kitchen.

11. “Look, Linda, we’ve got one shot and one shot only to make this the best performance of a lifetime”

"Look, Linda, we've got one shot and one shot only to make this the best performance of a lifetime"

12. I mean… Nobody likes going on a diet. This is actually totally understandable.

I mean... Nobody likes going on a diet. This is actually totally understandable.

13. Santa Claus is coming… to town, I hope. Also kind of want to unsee this.

Santa Claus is coming... to town, I hope. Also kind of want to unsee this.

14. Mmmmm this cactus smells so cactusy. I love you, cactus.

Mmmmm this cactus smells <em>so</em> cactusy. I love you, cactus.

15. I’m not a regular grandpa. I’m a cool grandpa.

I'm not a <em>regular</em> grandpa. I'm a cool grandpa.

16. WTF, Linda. You used all the post-its. That’s not how post-its work.

WTF, Linda. You used all the post-its. That's not how post-its work.

17. Actually… I can relate to this tiny human.

Actually... I can relate to this tiny human.

18. Romance is for… dummies? (see what I did there?)

Romance is for... dummies? (see what I did there?)

19. Even this fish is like… “Dafuq, lady?”

Even this fish is like... "Dafuq, lady?"

20. I love cake, too. But I think you’re taking it too far.

I love cake, too. But I think you're taking it too far.